Meditate

verb
1. To beat your brains out.
2. To do nothing at all and then feel good about staying busy doing nothing.

Barf

verb
1. To feel like you sucked on a Cry Baby, but you didn’t, and then wish you had eaten something different (anything...different) than you did, no matter how good it tasted the first time.
2. To act like a mama bird feeding her children for no good reason (Can you imagine? Don’t. You did didn’t you! Gag me now!).

Yell

verb
1. To treat others the way your parents treated you.
2. To make the best of a crappy situation.
3. To act like a child that's reverting to back to her "terrible twos” and still forgets to use her words.

Play

verb
1. To embarrass yourself shamefully.
2. To forget your age or gender to momentary abandon (Hey, I said momentary!).

Love

verb
1. To do crazy things for a good reason.
2. To beat your head against a brick wall and then wonder why it hurts (It’s love, it always hurts. You can stop wondering now. Part of the definition of love is, “long-suffering.” In fact, if it’s not excruciating you’re doing something wrong and it’s probably not even classified as love. You’re probably just being selfish or something and thinking that it's love.).

Curse

verb
1.To hit your hand on the engine of a car while attempting to make a repair that you really didn’t know how to do anyways.
2. To have to go in the crawl space of your house or someone else’s house for any reason.

Run

verb
1. To move your arms and legs around moving forward until you body asks “Why do you hate me?”
2. To entertain the evil little masochist in your head.