Redefining Humor

verb 1. To beat your brains out. 2. To do nothing at all and then feel good about staying busy doing nothing.

verb 1. To feel like you sucked on a Cry Baby, but you didn’t, and then wish you had eaten something different (anything...different) than ...

verb 1. To treat others the way your parents treated you. 2. To make the best of a crappy situation. 3. To act like a child that's re...

verb 1. To embarrass yourself shamefully. 2. To forget your age or gender to momentary abandon (Hey, I said momentary!).

verb 1. To do crazy things for a good reason. 2. To beat your head against a brick wall and then wonder why it hurts (It’s love, it always...

verb 1.To hit your hand on the engine of a car while attempting to make a repair that you really didn’t know how to do anyways. 2. To have...

verb 1. To move your arms and legs around moving forward until you body asks “Why do you hate me?” 2. To entertain the evil little masochi...